acoustical gestation of bernoulli's blue (lapis lazuli) computer face (how i learned to freeze sound). an open palm, conducting an asymmetric percussive quintet, fastened to the head on which the face resides, except during sleep, when it slides beneath the pillow to leave plenty of room for the head, falls to the table's top. it is suggested this behavior occurs so the face may not see the maelstrom of expression issuing from the head as it recounts, increduously, each noise heard daily, independent of it's constituent landscape. in fact, in appropriate pressures, sound may convert to liquid, falling to the floor and ambulating to the drain, where rats bathe in our aural metabolites. diaphoretic curiosity has concluded that any moisture captured and promptly frozen, reveals dimension from periodicity. such textural ambiguities certainly arise from proteins leeched from the brainís soil. May a quick amendment to our current discourse be posited to assuage our reader to, gradually, yet with cheerful countenance, consume soils rich in phosphorus and nearly ripe bananas from the tropics, as to ensure the brainís complete nutritive stringence. Reverence to the sanguine salinity only aids in disassembly. Fascia- digestion of the discrete bundles of sound.